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Saturday, July 24, 2010
We Seven Agree
Saturday, July 10, 2010
The Nominees for Phony Blogger Are
is another fan of Craig Groeschel.
Our Anonymouser Seven research team has come up with names for the phony blogger, since Lillo has denied the deed and any ability with an Apple computer:
Suspect Appleton pastors - Tom Mielke at St Matthews, Tim Glende at St Peters, Mark Henke at Bethany, Ron Ash dictating with someone else doing the posts, Ski dictating with someone else doing the posts. The CORE folks use MACs.
Lillo and these pastors know who the phony blogger is, that he is the same one who created Anonymouse Shrinker and fled the scene.
Why does attention focus on Tim Glende?
A. He has been a Ski buddy ever since they were pups on the football team in prep.
B. No one ever called Glende a good student.
C. The phony blog and Anonymouse Shrinker seemed rather focused on defending Ski, which seems to be Glende's part-time job. Other obsessions of the blogger are Lenski (bad) and UOJ (wonderful).
D. Glende is known for deception. That was noted on a blog from his own church member, when his assistant pastor quit after a few weeks. Our favorite blog has also pointed out how often Glende has deceived his congregation about the anti-Lutheran conferences he attends with Ski and Katie.
The phony blog reminds us of the Church and Change modus operandi. It tries to copy what it cannot produce on its own. It decries copying photos while copying photos. It has the same sanctimonious message every time - a bitter and vindictive personal attack.
Some of the worst posts have been taken down, but they reveal a pathological personality, emotionally arrested in the teen years, the kind of person who poses with Katy Perry instead of his wife on Facebook.
Pastor Tim Glende a.k.a. Pastor Tim
5 ways to describe you: Blessed by God. Loves his family. Passionate about sharing Jesus in the Valley. Hard worker. Obsessive about Ohio State Football – “Go Bucks!”.
What you do at St. Peter: Lead pastor and main preacher for weekly worship, with main ministry responsibilities being administration, worship, and working with our school board, staff, and students.
Before St. Peter: Attended High School at Michigan Lutheran Seminary (Saginaw, MI) - Class of 1990; Attended Northwestern College (Watertown, WI) - Class of 1994, Graduated from Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary (Mequon, WI) with a Masters in Divinity – Class of 1998; 1998-2006 - pastor of Star of Bethlehem Lutheran Church in Urbana & Savoy, IL.
Married in 1995 to Holly, his wife of 14 years; blessed in 1996 with the birth of their daughter Miranda and equally as blessed in 1998 when their son Noah was born.
Other places he is likely to be found: His children’s sporting events, FVL’s weight room, on the golf course (Fridays only), spending Friday nights with Holly, watching football in the Fall
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WELS church lady has left a new comment on your post "The Nominees for Phony Blogger Are":
Judging from the conversations, the fake ichabod was being manned by a small group of pastors and one layman.(Niedfeldt)Pastor Lillo is almost a decade older than the pastors in the said group. Where is his responsibility in leading the younger shepherds? Lillo was commenting for sometime on Intrepid Lutherans.(hence he does know my real name and responded to my comments with a civil tone) Joe Krohn followed the fake blog for a time. Joe Krohn! To God be the glory! Have you been reading his testimonies regarding faith? It is the work of the Holy Spirit.
Was Pastor Lillo the one using I.J. Reilly as a screen name? "Reilly" claimed to be a pastor in the Fox Valley. This business about Rue, Lenske, and Schmidt is so bogus. I have in front of me a conference paper written by a WELS pastor in 2008. An entire page discusses Rue's teaching on homiletics. This pastor used Reu as a positive source in a paper titled, "What Are Catholics Hearing From The Pulpit"?
Keep moving guys! It is all in the name of Confessional Lutheranism. Glende, Ski, and the like are moving to something else.
In Christ,
from WELs church lady
Addendum Borrowed from the One Who Cannot Be Named:
Monday, November 16, 2009
New Pastor Left St. Peter Freedom Because of Church Growth Turmoil There
Pretty hypocritical that it's OK for Confessional Crusaders to post anonymously. As long as it promotes your skewed agenda, right PJ? What a freaking double standard.
Run on sentences? Well that's typical criticism from someone who is narrow minded (or should I say closed minded) and needs to retake reading and comprehension. So if there's no real substance to criticize, lets (sic) nit pick (sic - nitpick is one word) grammar. Give me a break. Get a life.
Mighty Mouse [Most likely Tim Felt-Needs] But he denies it.
Our Melanchology Duty - Reporting on the Hate-filled Anonymouse
Anonymouse stopped blogged and erased his files. We bet no one saw that coming!
The phony Ichabod site has another post, proving his tender toes have been threatened again.
In all the blogs in all the world, how many are devoted to one person? How many are filled with bitter, ignorant rants that reveal a poor education in basic theology? So far, the Anonymouser Seven have found just one blogger like that - this one. He also wrote the Anonymouse blog in-between stints in rehab and detox.
He condemns his own synod for reading the books discussed by Pastor Jackson.
He supports unionism with Fuller Seminary by calling David Valleskey a "confessional Lutheran."
Valleskey's sober students would never go that far. Valleskey, as we all know, is famous for gushing about Church Growth, when he thought he had the right audience. If the group was too big, he did a big routine about being cautious and careful.
Our guess is that he looked like the gamblers who get off the plane in Las Vegas, when he walked onto the Fuller campus.
We seven want to know - Do confessional Lutherans study at Fuller and claim they did not?
We know how many places Ski has been. He brags about it. His co-pastor used to Tweet about it, every few months.
Appleton blogger - don't tell us exactly who you are. That is the only mystery left.
We checked and found out that The CORE bunch uses Apple computers.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Tell the Truth about Your Faculty
Anonymouse has invited himself to dinner at the rat temple. The rats look disgusted. They would rather dine with an ethical person with integrity and courage.
The Anonymouser Seven met to discuss the often repeated, perhaps envious, chatter from Anonymouse.
Pastor Jackson attended his denomination's seminary, which is no surprise. The WELS, Missouri, and ELS pastors should not be offended. Their leaders were working with the LCA and ALC during that time and Fuller became the favorite theological school of those groups.
When Jackson attended Yale and Notre Dame, he was studying at academically recognized non-denominational schools. Anonymouse seems to like Brug, who also attended Yale for a session. We know, because we asked Pastor Jackson, who knows Brug.
When the skunks at LutherQuest brought up Notre Dame, Jackson listed all of the Ft. Wayne professors who earned PhDs at the same school. Silence followed.
They brought up multiple synods, too, so Jackson listed Barry's four different synods and the Preus family's pan-Lutheran history, which includes The ALC. More silence.
The Bethany faculty does not like higher education. A college degree is optional for them.
The Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary faculty is involved in graduate studies. At what schools, pray tell? They are state universities and the like.
Valleskey and Bivens bragged about their Fuller training, but we doubt earned real doctorates anywhere.
We know Brug has a PhD in Hebrew from Minnesota. Where is the outrage from that thin-skinned rodent who is always pointing his stained paws in one direction?
Some Martin Luther College faculty members have real doctorates? Has that been approved by Mouse?
Lawrence Olson's DMin from Fuller Seminary is a matter of record. Why does Mouse keep avoiding these sordid facts?
Anonymouse is one sick rodent.
Just a Few of the Lies from the Cowardly Mouse
The Anonymouser Seven are investigating the dishonest posts of the coward who calls himself Anonymouse.
We know, because we asked, that Pastor Jackson was called as the pastor of Bethany Lutheran Church in 1995, approximately the same year Anonymouse entered a detox program the first time. His listeners range from coast to coast. He had almost 50 households at his services (at one time) during Holy Week.
The attributes of a pastor are: divine call, preaching and teaching. He also teaches Biblical courses and doctrinal courses, which are saved. Our team is rather shocked that the phony blogger could blab on without acknowledging these facts.
We know, because we asked, that Pastor Jackson never went for schooling under false teachers once he joined WELS. The only exception, he said, was when a member of St. Paul's in Columbus paid his fee to attend a Church Growth seminar attended by the pastor and members of her congregation. He did that to report on it, and he published that report. He also visited Willow Creek and published a report on that operation. We know from F. Pieper that it is not unionism to visit false teachers to report on them.
We know, because we asked, that Anonymouse simply makes things up without knowing what he is talking about. For example, we know from reading Ichabod, The Glory Has Departed:
Pastor Jackson has around 60,000 unique readers, who look at 360,000 pages a year. That is his part-time effort, when he is not writing books and sermons.
He is a tent-maker, meaning that almost all his income is from outside the congregation. Compare that to the phony's heroes, who skim their entire income and their benefits from their synod's national offering. There is a precedent for being a tent-maker, going back to Paul. Our synod has already experimented with what he began to do 15 years ago.
The phony either cannot read or does not comprehend what is plainly set before him.
Why does he devote himself to attacking one person so venomously? Certainly Jackson has gotten under his skin, stepped on his Baptist toes, and offended his favorite New Age doctrines.
If the phony is against unionism, where are the posts about Archbishop Weakland at WLC?
Valleskey, Bivens, Kelm, Huebner, and Olson at Fuller?
Ski and Glende - everywhere but a Lutheran school?
These Anonymouse heroes are unionists practicing unionism as WELS pastors and earning large sums to spit on the Confessions. And yet the phony is enchanted by them, bewitched by their growling, slavering muzzles.
We examined the Pastor Jackson's blog and found him quoting Luther and the Book of Concord without hesitation. He has also quoted Calvin, Zwingli, Leonard Sweet, and many other false teachers to show where they are wrong. Why does this upset the phony blogger?
We are waiting for the phony to come out of the closet and reveal himself. In the meantime, we hope he keeps posting and erasing. He must be ashamed when he is shown up, because he hides the evidence as quickly as he posts them.
The more Anonymouse droppings he leaves behind, the more people will understand his true rodent nature.
He is an obvious tail-bearer, because he publishes two anonymouse blogs at once and pretends they are written by two individuals. Poor Mousey has to promote himself because he is a feeble writer, a contemptible liar, and a scaredy-cat.
We wish him well in his future endeavors: drying out, paying his fines, getting a better deal from his parole officer.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Trashing Scholars
We seven met to discuss the arrogant stupidity of someone who calls himself the Real Ichabod.
He is a WELS pastor, not very bright, who rants and raves about Lenski. Just about everyone in the Old Synodical Conference has a set of Lenski. When the ELCA let Lenski go out of print, someone put it back into production and everyone began buying it again.
What is the basis for this ongoing tantrum?
Lenski teaches justification by faith. Shockeroo. So does Martin Luther.
This anonymous lickspittle cannot make a case for his favorite fads, so he displays his lack of knowledge about Lenski.
What he really loves is Baptist thinking. He is a big fan of the Church Growth Movement. His homies are all Church Growthers. His favorite professors are Church Growthers. But he cannot defend something people can see through.
He would rather rave.
His Baptist heroes say this: "Jesus died for your sins. God has done His part. Now you must do your part. Make a decision for Christ."
The pretender is a synergist. He loves synergism (at best). We think he is really a Pelagian. A few hours of waterboarding or three beers would prove the Pelagian accusation rather easily. He really believes in salvation by works and the perfection of man - as long as he does not look at his resume or his reflection in the mirror.
Let's have a real post from him, one that shows more than the effect of too much underage drinking in Watertown. A bad liver can make someone terribly irritable, especially in the morning.
The cat is out of the bag.